trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.
It wasn’t my day. My week. My month. My year. My life. God, damn it.– Charles Bukowski. (via lachicademanhattan)
lighttwoods: still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet
rodneykong: ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
straightgirl: you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
missjaimehadsomeleeches: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
peppermintlarry: HI I LOVE YOU…. I LOVE EVERYONE………. I HOPE YOURE HAVING A GOOD DAY…… I HOPE STUFF IS GOOD……… I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEK………. I HOPE YOU GO AND SEE A MOVIE THAT YOU LIKE AND EVEN IF YOU DONT LIKE IT I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME OUT…………………….. I LOVE YOU, YOU NERD
internetmessiah: FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ????????